Ever since I could stand I've had the world at my feet.
Chinese junk now refers to what's inside the ship.
Every room in a rest home is a restroom.
Confucius say: bear loose in chemistry class creates pandammonium.
Confucius say: toilet seat unnecessary if making stool.
Confucius say: racing mind not fast asleep.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It saw the jay walking.
Which came first, chicken or egg?
Eggplant.
One's lot in life is a lot.
Parenting will age you - you choose what age.
Even better than an unputdownable book is one that sleep makes you drop.
Dazzle dazzle giant sun
wondering is now not fun
you're a close star in my eye
stare too long and I might die
Saturday
Clear afternoon sky,
ice cream wind
hot caramel sundae
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